Day 2

Day 2

How many points are in that. Notice the missing question mark, because this is not actually a question, more of an accusation. Does anyone else know one of these people?
My person has quite a few supportive phrases now I come to think of it:

1. How many points are in that.
2. I thought you were on a diet.
3. What sort of diet lets you eat that.
4. Shall we just share a sandwich?
5. Half a scone is enough for me.

etc, etc

What's all this shall we just share a sandwich? I've more than likely already waited till mid-afternoon to eat anything because my 'person' is totally stuffed from the bowl of Branflakes they had this morning. And now they want us to share a sandwich! If I say no it's like admitting, that I am actually, very fat.

Day - about 6 weeks ago

I'm just walking into the church hall, there is a charity event on and lots of different stalls, cakes, tombola, raffle, nothing out of the ordinary. I am looking for my 'persons' stall as they said they've had a really novel idea.
And there, in front of me, a sight to behold, a life size cut out of me with a sign saying 'Guess the Weight'. My mouth has only ever been so wide open when I tried to put 16 Pringles in... in one go.

Then I woke up.

The day before, my 'person' had asked me: "When you are a size 14, or whatever it is you want to be, will you tell me how much you weigh now? I've been trying to work it out and it's definitely more than (a person we both know) and you're a size 24 aren't you? That's bigger than Fern Britton ever was, but if you do weigh what I'm thinking then you really do need to be on this diet."
FACT: That is what I have to put up with.
And I wonder why my only mail today was addressed: 'To a Pizza Lover'.

Day 2

How many points are in that? A lot less now I've pushed half of it down your throat!

And what they were actually saying:

1. You're fat.
2. You're fat.
3. You're still fat, even though you're on a diet.
4. I'm not fat, but you are.
5. I'm not fat, and I never will be... fatty.